Monday, April 18, 2011

In a galaxy far far away...

There lived a fat (or as my son corrected me - fluffy) wife, mom, and derby girl. She lacked willpower and drive. She hated exercise. So she slowly got fluffier and fluffier. She constantly resolved to get in better shape. She felt very unattractive when she waddled. So she decided to try Weight Watchers and start a blog to hold herself accountable. She decided to be brutally honest with herself and everyone else...so she considered everyone warned and called upon all her friends in galaxies far and wide to subscribe to her blog so they could support her and yell at her and make her be good. She stepped out of her spaceship and onto a scale and decided the gravity on this planet SUCKED ASS! So she starts her journey at 190 lbs.
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  1. UnknownApril 18, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    I will help you, because it will help me. =) So to start the journey together, in our galaxies far away!

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  2. Dawn WeaverApril 19, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    Hey, Kelly! So I figure in keeping with the star wars theme - I'll model a Princess Leia metal bikini when I lose all the weight....LOL

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  3. CasApril 19, 2011 at 6:33 AM

    you know me, I always need a good kick in my pants too! so as a fellow fluffy mom I will try to stick to my weight watchers and be held accountable too!

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